What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:40

You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What was your first experience like with a black man?
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Do conservative white women like black men?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
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-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
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Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.